24+ Awesome Tweets That Are True For Absolutely No Reason At All

#1 Sneezing is the closest you’ll come to death:

Sneezing is the closest you\'ll come to death:

 

#2 The couch > the bed:

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#3 You gotta take the 45 minutes to dry off:

You gotta take the 45 minutes to dry off:

 

#4 You gotta keep your faces to yourself:

You gotta keep your faces to yourself:

 

#5 Those 15 minutes are NECESSARY:

Those 15 minutes are NECESSARY:

 

#6 And so is that coffee:

And so is that coffee:

 

#7 Ya gotta use the bags:

Ya gotta use the bags:

 

#8 The eye doctor is playing GAMES:

The eye doctor is playing GAMES:

 

#9 You ALWAYS draw the sun:

You ALWAYS draw the sun:

 

#10 You never know when a smell will get you:

You never know when a smell will get you:

 

#11 A night changes you:

A night changes you:

 

#12 You gotta give it some clicks:

You gotta give it some clicks:

 

#13 You can\’t travel without the perfect song:

You can\'t travel without the perfect song:

 

#14 You\’re never 5 minutes away:

You\'re never 5 minutes away:

 

#15 Laundry will forever haunt you:

Laundry will forever haunt you:

 

#16 Teachers were really out there going crazy:

Teachers were really out there going crazy:

 

#17 Spoons will betray you:

Spoons will betray you:

 

#18 Nobody has time for old fashioned directions:

Nobody has time for old fashioned directions:

 

#19 Sometimes ya gotta say sorry:

Sometimes ya gotta say sorry:

 

#20 Toothpaste IS a present:

Toothpaste IS a present:

 

#21 You basically die every day:

You basically die every day:

 

#22 You\’ll always break it:

You\'ll always break it:

 

#23 Ya gotta wait:

Ya gotta wait:

 

#24 Shuffle never gets it right:

Shuffle never gets it right:

 

#25 You don\’t know what you got \’til it\’s gone:

You don\'t know what you got \'til it\'s gone:

 

#26 The slap never fails:

The slap never fails:

 

#27 And something will always come up out of the blue:

And something will always come up out of the blue:

 

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